I'm currently at that weird stage where I finished college and don't know what to do.

When URBN wants you back… ha, my life consists of plot twists upon plot twists. Let me just clone myself.

11/12/16 - Renegade Crafts Fair at the Metropolitan Pavilion.

Today, my friend and I went to the Renegade Crafts Fair, where creators of all kind sold their work. It was really well organized and great to meet the brains behind the artworks, clothing, random knick knacks. Somehow, I always end up in a deep conversation with the knitters and then, we become best friends. I ended up buying a $100 baby alpaca sweater because it was one of a kind, and I wanted to support a local business. I’m not even sure if lilac violet looks good on me, but hey I’ll make it work!

Met all three roommates, and the former flatemate. I got their stamp of approval after I met the other roomies just now. They created a group message and I’m in! Sew excited. Hehe, beat out the Goldman Sachs girl. Let’s be honest, I’m just way cooler.

Minus the monthly college loan notification in my inbox and election day gloom, one of the roommates emailed me back about the apartments that I just saw last night.

Drumroll… AH, I might be an Upper West Sider! I guess I knocked their socks off, and the roomies liked me! Why wasn’t I just a salesperson or business major?! A second meeting tomorrow and we’ll see!

Not sure if i just played a dumb move, but told UnderArmour I didn’t want to continue…

What a weekend.

Friday: I got my one and only wisdom tooth pulled out. Woke up to geometric shapes jutting out of the wall. Sew trippy. Slept all day.

Saturday: Knocked out on pills, slept, ate cool mashed potatoes, yogurt, and applesauce galore. Cold liquid diets suck. I can’t wait to sink my teeth into a warm cinnamon bun. (That’s what I’ve been craving)

Sunday: Wasn’t feeling so great because I exerted a lot of energy shopping with my sister… Now , en route to New York… and listening to Avid Dancer. Ready to sleeeeep and start a new week in New York.

My life… Of course Under Armour gets back to me now as I’m in the midst of my new job in New York…

Adulting Phase One:  I just accepted a job offer.

I love how it takes 48 minutes to drive 15 miles into New York.

DANIEL ARSHAM, Galerie Perrotin, NY.